That moment when you thought you knew your girlfriend of two…

Greg Unger

That moment when you thought you knew your girlfriend of two years, but then you walk in to the bedroom, while on vacation, to find a full sized adult cow outfit on the bed with a note that reads, “You’re gonna be mamas little b!tch keow tonight, put this on, get into bed and…

A members’ writing from The Anthology — this is an honest preview. Read the full piece on The Book of Unger.