Danny said he would rather have sex with every old lady and the…

Greg Unger

Danny said he would rather have sex with every old lady and the female staff on the boat, instead of allowing Wayne to use his mustache to gently massage Danny’s nutsack. I’m on the fence. Angel wears too much make up. If Wayne is there, tell him Danny and I love him!

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